When I was 0 van Victor van Osch

When I was 0, I was going to the daycare center for the first time. 

I didn't want to walk, because it was pretty far away.

'Ok!' the driver said. So, I called a taxi. I said: 'To the Klompenikkel daycare please!' 

It took 30 minutes to drive to the daycare. When I was inside, I saw a shiny, colourful... piece of Lego!

Nobody was looking, so I grabbed the little brick and quickly put it in my pocket.

It looked safe, but then the daycareworker said: 'Hey you! Put that back!'

But I didn't want to put it back, so I said: 'Never!' and I ran away.

'Come back!' he shouted. And he ran after me.

But then he called the police, and a few minutes later I heard the police cars.

They blocked the way, so I surrendered  and they took me to jail.

When I was 1, I was still in jail. 

It was pretty boring, but they served good babyfood and they didn't find the Lego brick I buried at the daycare.

When I was 2, I was planning an escape.

I discovered a vent in the cafetaria, and since I was still a baby, I could easily fit in there.

So the next day, at lunchtime, I made sure nobody saw me and then climbed into the vent.

I crawled for 10 minutes, and then I finally saw the daylight.

I jumped out, and ran as far away as I could.

When i was 3, i traveled all the way to Russia, to hide from the police. 

i bought a house, joined the millitairy, and went on a mission in South-America.

Some evil scientists were building a spaceship in the jungle, so we dropped out of a heli above 

somewhere near the Amazon river.

When i was 4, we still walked trough the jungle looking for a hidden base.

A few days later, we finally found it! 

We entered the base, and arrested all evil scientists.

I saw the spaceship first, the others were busy with the scientists.

I took my chance, and stole the spaceship.

The others saw me, but they were to late.

I already started the ship, and flew away through the roof.

When i was 5, was flying trough the universe, looking for a planeet where i could live.

It took very long before i saw a planet with a atmosphere and oxygen.

I searched for the name on Google Galaxy,  and its name was Qu-Cwa-Zz.

i landed, and started to build a house.

When i was 6, the house was done. it was a huge mansion, and it had a pool and a big garden.

i lived there peacefully for a while, until one day, i was sitting on a chair in the garden, when i heard policesirenes. i quickly ran into the house, opened a secret trapdoor under the carpet, and climbed down a ladder. there, in my basement, still layed my old spaceship. i opened the door and entered the spaceship. i turned it on and also pushed a button, that opened the roof of my basement. i flew up, and left the planet.

When i was 7, i landed back on earth, in a place called New York.

i was hungry so i walked to the store and bought a apple. it looked like a normal apple, but when i ate it it tasted a pretty weird. later that day, when i was sitting on a bench in the park, i started feeling a little strange. i thougth it was nothing at first, but then i suddenly felt superstrong! the apple changed me into a superhero!

When i was 8, i was relaxing on the couch, because i was pretty tired of saving the world earlier that day. i was thinking about a superhero name, because didnt have one yet. it took very long, but then i found one: SupahDude!

When i was 9, i was flying through the city, looking for some criminals.i saw nothing, but then i heard a alarm! i flew towards it as fast as i can! Some guys were  robbing a bank! i shouted: 'Stop!' and they said: 'Oh no, its SupahDude! we are doomed!' I used my freeze-ray-eyes, and freezed them all. then i delivered them to the police. 

When i was 10, i was still hunting criminals and saving the world once per week. it was a peaceful and happy life, but then the president called me! 'SupahDude! we need your help! aliens from a unknown planet are on their way to destroy the earth! please help us!' I instantly flew out of the window. i kept flying up, up and up. and then i saw them! a gigantic fleet of spaceships. i flew towards them, and pew-pew-pew'd them all down.

When i was 11, i was the hero of the city! i earned alot of money, so i moved to a mansion in Washington D.C. I was just watching tv in my house, when i suddenly heard a weird sound. i ran to the door and opened it, and looked outside. Oh no! Zombie-Hotdogs! it were only a few, so i pew-pew-pew'd them.

When i was 12, i went to high school, cause even superheroes have to learn. it was pretty boring, but at least i made some friends! At the end of the year i had learned enough because of my learning-superpower, so i dropped out of school.

When i was 13, i was bored after i dropped out of school, so i started to travel the world. i traveled to Afrika, the Amazon, the Rocky mountains and much more. I enjoyed the journey very much, but had to go home one day, so i took a flight at the Moscow Airport. i safely arrived at home 12 hours later.

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