When I was 0 van Victor van Osch
When I was 0, I was going to the daycare center for the first time. I didn't want to walk, because it was pretty far away. 'Ok!' the driver said. So, I called a taxi. I said: 'To the Klompenikkel daycare please!' It took 30 minutes to drive to the daycare. When I was inside, I saw a shiny, colourful... piece of Lego! Nobody was looking, so I grabbed the little brick and quickly put it in my pocket. It looked safe, but then the daycareworker said: 'Hey you! Put that back!' But I didn't want to put it back, so I said: 'Never!' and I ran away. 'Come back!' he shouted. And he ran after me. But then he called the police, and a few minutes later I heard the police cars. They blocked the way, so I surrendered and they took me to jail. When I was 1, I was still in jail. It was pretty boring, but they served good babyfood and they didn't find the Lego brick I buried at the daycare. When I was 2, I was planning an escape. I discovered a ven...